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耐心读完整篇文章，我得承认，至少有10项技能我没有掌握。出于隐私考虑，只列出三个：
1) 会三种游泳姿势。狗刨儿还不算。
2) 在台球桌上打出跳球。
3) 任何时候都能辨别方向。

仔细阅读这篇文章，看看你还缺多少男性技能。

虽然这个鬼东西和我们中国人没什么关系。不过确实倔强和可爱。不要看他样子很憨厚，其实很凶猛的。记得看奥斯汀斯蒂文的片子。他在穿越沙漠的时候预到这个鬼东西。。。一直追到他咬。实在是可爱啊~~最后在沙漠里累得受不了了。奥斯汀只得抱着他穿越一片小沙漠。还有一部是纪录片。这种獾去袭击一直锁蛇。结果被咬。它的表现就好像是即将死去。但是几个钟头过后，它居然爬起来好像喝醉刚起来一样，然后继续吃那条蛇。真的不敢想象啊。这种蛇如果咬到人那都没有得救的。运气好还要在医院里躺上最少两三个月时间。完全不知道是怎么弄得。蛮想亲眼看看这可爱的家伙，是不是和传说中的一样是不死的。 原文

顺便转贴一下发表在craigslist上的一篇著名的帖子，“致第三者” (to the guy doing my wife)

To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.

3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?

5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).

6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentaly challenged.

7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.

8.When she asks “do these pants make me look fat”, say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.

9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.

10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.

Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don’t feel rushed.

P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.

Thanks This was not writen by anyone named Jack S.

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